Astronaut Jones

Well, why don’t you drop out of that green jumpsuit and show me that phat ass!

 

Written by Tracy Morgan.

Directed by Tracy Morgan.

Hair and Make-up by Tracy Morgan.

Produced by  Tracy Morgan and Melvin Goldfarb.

 

 

 

 

Rocket.
I’m taking a rocket.
I’m packing my suitcase
Hey, look out, Moon!

Yeah, a rocket
into outer space.
Goodbye, human race
I’ll be there soon.

Blast off!
For fun and adventure.
There’s a fair adventure
collecting stones.

Yeah, it’s my way
on the ol’ space highway.
That’s why they all say
“There goes Astronaut Jones!”

Hey!

SAMPLE TRANSCRIPT

Announcer: “Astronaut Jones”. Tonight’s episode: Episode 16, The Creature From Porpula.

Astronaut Jones: [ into walkie-talkie ] Hello, Earth? I think I hear someone coming. I’m going to make contact. Over and out, Earth. Bye.

Female Alien: Earthling, my name is Krugella..

Astronaut Jones: Uh-huh.

Female Alien: I’m the Queen of Perillians..

Astronaut Jones: Right.

Female Alien: A proud and peace-loving race..

Astronaut Jones: Right.

Female Alien: My people have been awaiting your arrival for some time now.

Astronaut Jones: Stay word.

Female Alien: We’re in desperate need of your help.

Astronaut Jones: Dig it.

Female Alien: The Galaxians have seized our cities and plundered our riches.

Astronaut Jones: What?

Female Alien: They will stop at nothing until our whole cizilization is..

Astronaut Jones: Mmm-hmm.

Female Alien: ..blotted from the universe.

Astronaut Jones: Say what.

Female Alien: You’re our only hope.

Astronaut Jones: Right.

Female Alien: You must help us..

Astronaut Jones: Dig.

Female Alien: ..or we will surely perish.

Astronaut Jones: Mmm-hmm.

Female Alien: What do you say?

Astronaut Jones: Right.

Female Alien: What do you say to that, Great One?

Astronaut Jones: Well, why don’t you drop out of that green jumpsuit and show me that phat ass!

Jingle:
“Rocket
I’m taking a rocket.
I’m packing my suitcase
Hey, look out, Moon!”

Announcer: “Astronaut Jones”, written by Tracy Morgan. Directed by Tracy Morgan. Hair and Make-up by Tracy Morgan. Produced by Tracy Morgan and Melvin Goldfarb. This has been a Morgan/Goldfarb Production.

Voice: You like?

Astronaut Jones V/O: You’re look’ up, money!

[ fade ]